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Monster java loca moca5/1/2023 ![]() Perhaps "Mean Bean" or "Big Black" would have been more my speed? (Stay tuned.)įrom an energy standpoint, Java Monster says it has "half the caffeine of regular coffee" but "wice the Buzz." Apparently "buzz" is now a proper noun? I didn't see any sort of trademarking in their statement, so I guess it's not a proprietary statement, but we should be aware that Buzz is now more than just a state of being caffeinated, at least as far as Monster is concerned. The other part-and this is more my own shortcoming than that of the drink-is that I'm not the biggest fan of the "moca" portion of Loca Moca. It reminded me of Starbucks' frappuccinos you can buy at the grocery store, but the taste was a little off (that's the Monster in it, I'm sure). The coffee taste is muted, which may be good for those who don't particularly like coffee-but then, why would you choose an energy drink that is part coffee in the first place? I, however, found that the mix wasn't all too pleasing. Unfortunately, as a mix between coffee and an energy drink, it is a jack of all trades (and hence a master of none). ![]() But Java Monster doesn't have any of the carbonated taste that typical energy drinks have. Normal Monster tastes decidedly "okay," somewhere in between Mountain Dew and medicine (I do see where people are coming from when they complain about energy drinks' taste). Thus, when I picked out Java Monster Loca Moca, I wasn't sure what to expect. The point is, while I think Starbucks' frappuccinos are delicious, I don't need to have candy-in-a-cup to enjoy my coffee. I also enjoy coffee, and usually don't put too many flavor-adjusters in it (a little milk or half and half, sometimes a packet of Splenda). I particularly like Red Bull (not the sugar free kind), a drink which I've heard many people refer to as tasting like " cough syrup," so take my review of this Monster drink with whatever salt grains you like. I haven't had dozens of them and I don't drink two a day or anything, but I will occasionally indulge, and I tend to enjoy the taste of them. Today's subject is right in the middle.įirst, know that I am somewhat of an avid energy drink fan. Because we've recently started this blog about everything and nothing, I thought it would be appropriate to write up a short review of my feelings on the beverage. I'm currently drinking a 15 fluid ounce can of Loca Moca Java Monster coffee + energy.
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